bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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