I need help removing her.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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