I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
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the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
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We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
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