she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
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His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
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I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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