my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
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let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
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I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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