There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
Randomize
