NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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