Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
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I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
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I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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