I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
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Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
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I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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