Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I just pynch a tree in the face
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.