I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Randomize
