We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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