You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
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just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
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I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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