hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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