Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I think I won the penis lottery.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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