Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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