How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
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You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
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Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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