We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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