We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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