On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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