No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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