they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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