I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Randomize
