Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
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during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
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Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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