i can't believe i had my finger in that
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
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Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
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God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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