i don't plan on having that self control this summer
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
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I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
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The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
tell me about the fingering
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