Yo dont text me then not text me
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
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When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
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She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
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