But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
She bit a glass in half.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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