So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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