I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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