Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
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