Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
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If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
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I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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