I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
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