I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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