whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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