You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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