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(316): View more from Kansas

Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair

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(316): Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair http://tfl.nu/yhl2

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!

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(405): I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh! http://tfl.nu/nhcn

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(419): View more from Ohio

do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?

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EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.

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(419): do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water? (567): EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now. http://tfl.nu/1pyg

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all

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(603): his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all http://tfl.nu/y0um

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(817): View more from Texas

He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"

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(817): He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick" http://tfl.nu/f333

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(318): View more from Louisiana

I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.

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(318): I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning. http://tfl.nu/5etp

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(716): View more from New York

I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.

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(716): I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together. http://tfl.nu/l7kg

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(975): View more from Missouri

At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.

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(975): At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt. http://tfl.nu/pzgf

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?

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(267): Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder? http://tfl.nu/3p5i

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(847): View more from Illinois

Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.

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(847): Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light. http://tfl.nu/vezf

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!

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(203): I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?! http://tfl.nu/b8ik

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(949): View more from California

Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?

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(949): Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit? http://tfl.nu/15qi

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(619): View more from California

The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.

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(619): The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer. http://tfl.nu/kgnu

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(207): View more from Maine

Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!

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(207): Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck! http://tfl.nu/r6pa

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(706): View more from Georgia

Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.

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(706): Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded. http://tfl.nu/fvd8

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