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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom

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• (904): View more from Florida

  bring the vodka.

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  i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?

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  we are.

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• (310): View more from California

  She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.

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• (478): View more from Georgia

  You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor

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• (813): View more from Florida

  And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?

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• (360): View more from Washington

  He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.

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