But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
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C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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