I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.