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  So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  ...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up

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• (310): View more from California

  He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body

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• (213): View more from California

  Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??

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• (415): View more from California

  I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.

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  Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3

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  Omg sara

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  I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty

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• (530): View more from California

  Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?

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• (408): View more from California

  I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not

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• (716): View more from New York

  Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.

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  The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan

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