I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I could have mohawked her pubes.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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