So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
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