No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I'm at about main and main street
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That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
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I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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