I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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