So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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