You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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