Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
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a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
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Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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