There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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