Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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