listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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