franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
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Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
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I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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