ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
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Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
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Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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