you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
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Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
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he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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