How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
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I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
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We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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