sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
So much Jack, so little girl.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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