ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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