I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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